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Doleen: waiting for more finally says, “But how would we get off the island? ” Daniel- Hey baby, you can surf if you want but not on MY board. (Saying “mothers” kind of slow and affectionate like) Doleen- rather annoyed, Bachelor #1???Nobody surf on the “Wild Rider.” The man and his board, you know, like it’s sacred! Cole- If I had 0.00, I would buy you ANYTHING YOU WANT!
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(Dustin turns off his palm pilot looking very proud of himself) Doleen acts very unimpressed and says, No thank you! Daniel: Well, little lady, this must be your lucky day.
To rescue you I would ride those wild waves onto your island on my trusty surfboard “Wild Rider”.
The question tonight folks…will Doleen pick bachelor #1, (Cole as the Cub Scout will rise and bow before the audience), bachelor #2 (Dustin as the businessman adjusts his glasses, straightens his tie and throws his shoulders back trying to look dignified), or bachelor #3 (Daniel acts too cool, brushes his hair back and gives the “hang loose” sign). Now Doleen ask your questions to our eligible bachelors. My first question to all of you is if I were stranded on a desert island, how would you save me? Doleen, if you were stranded on a desert island I would charter a plane to come pick you up- that is if I’m not in a meeting.
You see I’m a very important man and my schedule is usually booked.
Tonight our lovely bachelorette, Doleen (cub scout dresses as a girl) will choose one lucky bachelor.